BMW has responded to powerful new rivals with updates for the M5 and M6 - including a racy new 575hp Competition Package option
BMW 5 Series
Car: BMW 5 Series
Feature: iDrive
BMW iDrive. I cam almost feel my blood pressure climbing as I write this, a dull throb at my temple as I recall the one and only time I physically assaulted a press car. In the history of car design, I'm not sure if anything quite so half-baked and maddening as iDrive has been foisted on us. Like many of the features listed here, it was developed with logical intentions. By marshalling most of the car's systems with one controller and a series of screen-based menus, the amount of buttons and other clutter on the dashboard could be minimised. All very noble and Bauhaus.
Unfortunately the control system was about as user-friendly as a Pyongyang visa interview. Just trying to change the stereo's bass and treble settings could reduce a grown man to tears. Knock the inverted pie tin controller with your elbow and you could be simultaneously basted by the heated seats and assaulted by Glenn Medeiros on Magic FM at ear-rupturing volume. Burrowing down through menus nested within menus with no map or guarantee that you'd ever get back out was never any fun. I'm not proud of hitting my iDrive system with a ball-pein hammer but as an indicator of user dissatisfaction, I'd say it's unequivocal. A deserved winner.
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Funniest car article I've read for a long while, thanks Mr Enright! My contributions to your list...
AUDI A4 (2002), driver's armrest:
Marvellously comfortable, well-designed and smoothly capable 2.9 cabriolet - with a driver's armrest that is set low enough to get in the way of using the handbrake. And couldn't be adjusted to sit clear. Stupid.
TVR S2, rain gutter for the boot:
Designed on the back of an envelope in a Blackpool pub, yet a thing of retro-beauty, the 3-litre Rover engine S2 featured a flush-fitting boot lid, opened by a dodgy electronic switch just above the driver's knee (and another for the list). The rain-water gutter around the edges of the boot emptied via a single drain-hole....on the one side only. Hence I made the mistake of parking my Trevor on a steep driveway, wrong-side down, during one of the worst rainstorms in Welsh history. In the morning, the boot contained a pond that required bailing out like a dinghy.
You would think the Audi trick dampers would actually make a big difference since they already had experience with it in the 2nd gen Audi TT. I have not driven the car before but you maybe right about the "placebo effect" becausei have issue 106 of EVO magazine. While they never compared it to the steel version, they did like it.
Useless design and an absolute pain when all of a sudden your window drops through the door!
ENJOY EVERY MINUTE.
WAR IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER NOW.
TIME HAS RUN OUT.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
YOU DO NOT BELIEVE ME.
YOU WILL BE IN A NEW WORLD SOON.
DON'T BELIEVE YOUR LEADERS LIES.
THIS WILL HAPPEN!
IT'S PLANNED.
AND IT'S GOING TO BECOME A REALITY.
I've been enjoying the read until now. It seems that you've totally missed telling us how ridiculous this feature is. Ok I see one will most probably hurt ones thumb ???
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