Vicki Butler-Henderson
14/11/2011 14:19 | By Vicki Butler-Henderson, contributor, MSN Cars

Family road trip – in a BMW M3 CSL



Vicki with the BMW M3 CSL (© Microsoft)

I used to think just two ingredients made the perfect road trip car - power and precision.

So machines like the Porsche 911, Lotus Elise and Ferrari F430 jostled for the top slot whenever I dreamed of munching miles across countries. All you need, I reckon, is a car with the accuracy to turn into a bend at speed and the grunt to exit it - with tail sliding abilities for greedy pleasure.

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I've never considered comfort or space to be important, let alone essential, and once even replaced a suitcase with a wine case on the return leg from Le Mans. A passenger is a luxury too - as long as there's enough room for me and a credit card, that's just fine. Until now.

A third element has entered the fray since I became a mum earlier this year and it's perhaps the least sexy term in the motoring dictionary - practicality. But, as I'm learning, even the most hardened petrolhead needs this eventually: I've had plenty of in-depth chats with Jason Plato about the usefulness of ISOFIX baby seats, and window blinds with cat whiskers on them. And he's a double British Touring Car Champion.

So, determined not to retire my 'speedy' gene on our first ever family road trip, I had to pick my wheels very, very carefully.

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Decisions, decisions
The 911 was the first contender because it will fit a baby seat in the back - hurrah - and that's a rare feature in a high-performance car. And think of the fun I'd have behind the wheel! But it won't fit a buggy, a travel cot, baby food, drinking bottles, sterilising equipment, nappies, clothes and toys. Plus a long-weekend's worth of adult gear.

So, dropping down a level on the badge scale, I pondered BMW's £53,000 M3 with its 4.0-litre V8 and 420bhp. A great choice. But not quite great enough, because once I'd started thinking of the perfect road trip car, I knew it had to be special. Super special.

Earlier this year I spanked a £120,000 M3 GTS round a racing circuit for Fifth Gear and its appetite for speed and its desire to swing its arse have etched themselves into my soul. But not one of the 150 owners would be foolish enough to drop the keys into my grasping, clasping claws.

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However, the GTS did bring me close to the car I eventually picked as my perfect partner - the M3 CSL. The Coupé Sport Leichtbau - a lightweight version of a M3 with 360bhp and more carbonfibre than a Formula One factory.

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A few years ago I spent the day at Silverstone racing circuit in one, sliding my way round the track giving passenger rides - total joy. So, with 260bhp per tonne, one of the best handling chassis I've ever played with, rear seats and a decent boot, the M3 CSL was the perfect fit for our trip.

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Our destination was Deauville on the west coast of France, some 300 miles from home, and the deceptively large boot swallowed all but one bag which we carried in the cabin. Things were looking good.

But then I slipped behind the wheel and immediately regretted my decision to overlook the normal M3. The seat! Rigid and bucket-type, it fixed my back into such an unnatural position I was reaching for the osteopath's number.

Thankfully it didn't last long as a couple of miles on, my spine sort of melted into it and I only remembered how convex it had been once I extricated myself at the other end.

That aside, the CSL was an utter joy from start to finish. The unique sound from the 3.2-litre six-cylinder had us opening the windows through tunnels, and giving a few extra indulgent revs at both ends of the Eurotunnel.

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Rare and valuable
Fewer than 450 were made in right-hand drive eight years ago, with a £58,455 price tag each, and the secondhand motor I borrowed still commanded strong money at £30,000. We received a few knowing nods from fellow travellers as they caught sight of the CSL's tell-tale integrated rear spoiler, just subtle enough to attract the right sort of attention.

As the miles sped by, I couldn't wish for a better-shaped steering wheel and it has just the right amount of squidgy-ness, too. It gives you the confidence to place the front tyres with mathematical precision at any speed, too.

The rear-drive chassis is perhaps my favourite part because it's ever-ready to please. It will change direction as quickly as a flock of starlings and it rewards a keen peddler by keeping them on their toes as the limit of grip rushes up. Too much right foot out of a corner will force the boot to start overtaking the bonnet, but if you know what you're doing it's really good fun, sliding progressively rather than snapping sideways. The throttle response is commendably instant too.

After what felt like a mere hour or two, we arrived at our resting place, the Normandy Barrière Hotel, feeling as fresh as when we'd left home. The hotel's porter did a double take when he opened the boot, and shuffled off to get a big trolley.

It was a brilliant car to pick - quick, agile and practically perfect in every way. Even Mary Poppins would approve.

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25Comments
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The comments on here are comical. Do you lot ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxygen at birth?

 

 

01/12/2011 09:05
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Whiplash?? Vomiting? What planet are you on?  God forbid. I have a GruppeM exhaust on mine too, but no doubt my 2 and 3 year old are deaf too??  Get a grip. 

The CSL is a more than capable car for a family.  I have done many a long journey with them on board. 

And where did VBH say she was driving the CSL sideways with a baby on board? She has driven it a few times previously (as she mentioned)  and was no doubt recollecting her previous drives at what an awesome car this is. And as for a few "revs" in tunnels, well that is compulsory imo.

So irresponsible? Me? NO you are ignorant and have probably never even driven a csl. The csl has been my family car for over 7 years and will continue to be. Am amazing all round car which we have holidayed in and will  always  do so. I suppose the people negatively commenting are the ones who think it has a cardboard boot too?

To be honest, I see more "dads" driving people carriers around like morons with their kids in the back which to me, is a lot more irresponsible than owning a CSL.. 
02/12/2011 21:21
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Wow Dave, you have taken the time and effort to find me on a forum and I am truly flattered by that. 

Yes I am CSLGirl. Nothing to hide as I have said.  I am glad you have spent the day reading the forum and learning about the CSL. There's lots to know about this awesome machine (including the name of the correct buttons). I think you were getting confused with the Sport button on the centre console (not the steering wheel).  It means the flap on the airbox opens at approx 4000 rpm. I don't need you to tell me I am correct (just because you were incorrect).  I have owned the car for over  7.5 years, thanks.

Re the plaque, this is a UK car and that is the plaque you get. As you will see on CSL register, nobody else has a plaque different to the one shown if you search it on google images. Sorry but there is a whiff of BS going on here.  We shall see eh...

On the cslregister (where I have been a member since 2007, and before that on a previous popular BMW site since 2004) I do post, what's the problem? Great bunch of guys, who don't have a problem with a woman enjoying her CSL.

I have already told you what happens when I use M track mode.  

More detail for you:

The M Track mode is one of the modes of the DSC adapted to the race track.  The M track mode allows a drive with the highest possible longitudinal and lateral acceleration right up to the physical limits.  Only at the extreme threshold does the system intervene to stabilise the vehicle by reducing the engine power and by operating the brakes on the individual wheels.  Under these driving conditions, it may be necessary for the driver to make steering corrections. 
02/12/2011 07:44
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Dave Stevens? Where are you ?  Out there pressing that imaginary M Sport button?

And you had the cheek to question me..... your silence speaks a thousand words.
30/11/2011 22:37
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Very good Article Vicki, takes me back to my Childhood when Dad used to hoon me about in an RS500 Cosworth, I absolutely loved the fun we used to have going back and forward to Loch Lomond at the weekends. It was the best part, and I'm sure you're children loved it as much as I used to. What's more, it was practical too. If I remember correctly, we used to tow the Speedboat up with it now and again, but that could have been an XR4x4 we used to have.

Mary Poppins? I'm sure even Nanny McPhee would approve!
01/12/2011 19:54
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Fact 1.  There is no build number on the plaque only that 422 RHD were built. 

 

Fact 2. It's an M Track Mode button not an M Sport button.  M Track is a mode of DSC. When M track mode is selected the DSC doesn't cut in until much later.

 

Epic fail there Dave.

 

If you need further proof, just ask.

01/12/2011 19:17
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SG.

 

What number does your plaque number say then poppet?  Then I will tell you something about them.

 

It's easy enough to put your name at the end of your post.  MSN can't stop you doing that.

01/12/2011 16:12
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@ Peter Hayward

@ Someone

 

I think Lesa probably restricts driving her CSL with its extreme cornering forces to Track days or whenever she may be in said CSL  "sans kids", I cant image her drifting it into the local Tesco's, pulling a couple of doughnuts( no offence to either of you ) and then locking all 4 up as she brakes from 130 to zero into the mum and toddlers parking place !

The kids probably get subjected to more "forces" on a fairground ride !

 

Im from a time when we kids were thrown in the back of a car with no child seats, no seat belts, a game of Ludo, proper lead pencils, and both parents smoking Embassy No. 6 for the entire journey ! ... we were lucky !

 

Well done to VBH for her choice of vehicles, she obviously researched well, and chose well.

 

You two probably drive around with those daft "Child on board" stickers, the only use of which I can establish is to inform the general public of your amazing ability to procreate !

02/12/2011 20:04
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I am here Lesa or is that CSLGirl as in Csl register. Firstly, there were a total of 1,358 E46 M3 CSL's built between June and December 2003. There were 823 left-hand drive versions and a total of 535 right-hand drive versions........There were also a total  of 13 prototypes built as well, most of which were destroyed, although there are still a couple around. Around 422 RHD version were indeed registered on the road in the UK, but there were 535 version in total with most of the other ones being used solely for motor sport purposes.

With regard to the numbering on the plaque, if someone bought their car directly from the Factory near Munich, they were more than likely purchasing the de-restricted version which is why they may have a different plaque than the UK registered road cars. People were also given various additional documentation than received with UK registered vehicles. The lady and her brother below could have possibly brought one of these versions as they went to Germany  so just because you dont have knowledge of something, doesn't make it BS sweetie. ( CSLGirl's comment on Csl register )  . 

With regard to the M sport button, you are correct, it is officially known as the M track switch and does indeed switch on the stability control system. I would have been impressed by your answer had I not seen you posting on the CSL Register site, however, you still haven't answered the question as to what happens when you press it. 




01/12/2011 22:42
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I have a mint blue CSL. Never been tracked, factory fitted heated seats and blinds and the kids love it.
01/12/2011 17:11
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@Peter Hayward

@Someone

 

I think you are assuming too much. I don't speed on the road. Hence my clean driving licence for 21 years. 

 

For your info, bucket seats do not support your neck, they merely hold your shoulders in place so you are sitting snugly. No seats support your neck. That is why racers wear a neck support. 

 

Regarding the sports exhaust. The reason I have it, is because I like the noise at lower revs.

 

I cannot be bothered to argue with you. To be honest, I think you are both rather naive and even more so if you have actually owned a CSL (have you really?)

 

02/12/2011 07:29
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Hi Silvy.

Interesting about the plaque. What was your and your brothers last 3 letters of your number plates?  And when did you both sell? Maybe I can find out why yours were different.

02/12/2011 01:34
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Silvy, if you search for "csl plaque" on google images , you will see one and it has no build number.  

You can put the plaque where ever you like in the car as it has a sticky back to it.  Out of preference, I have left mine in the presentation box as there is no specific place to put it. Some people do have it on the carbon fibre centre console but not on the transmission tunnel which is underneath the centre console.

"Someone"  asked when you press the M Sport button on the steering wheel what happens. There is no m sport button on the steering wheel, no m sport button at all. It's an M track button for the m track control  which I pointed out to him.  If "someone" doesn't know what the buttons are called then you have to assume they do not know what they are talking about.   On pressing the M track button the telltale light (circle arrow) lights up on the centre of the dashboard.  The switch by the gearshift is the Sport Switch, not to be confused with an M Sport button which does not exist in this car.    

I take it Peter Hayward is your brother (seeing a previous post from him saying you were his sister  with a quick Merc), so you both had one? Or shared it?  

Out of interest, how did you know yours was  number 218 now you can see that the plaques had no numbers or did you have a different plaque ?

My kids always ask to go out in "mummys car", they love it.  It is part of our family and has been since before they were born.

I have owned mine for nearly 8 years and have been in the csl "scene" for as long so am questioning the validity of apparent "owners" who may just be looking on Wiki for the sometimes incorrect info.


01/12/2011 14:35
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So Lesa Simons are you telling us you have never opened your CSL up with your kids on board?........Of course you have. Get a grip.......I think its you who needs to get a grip on reality. Do you have any idea of the G forces involved on a childs neck when you are accelerating in a car with a 260hp per ton power to weight ratio?...or the forces on their necks when you corner at high speed?....no i thought not. But we are talking about a 1 year old child here, so these forces will be greater than on an older child and the child seat she chose doesnt support a small childs neck so how do you know no damage is being caused?.... And do you really think she borrowed that car to just poodle around in?....of course not, she borrowed it drive fast in and the clue is in what she wrote:

" So, determined not to retire my 'speedy' gene on our first ever family road trip, I had to pick my wheels very, very carefully. "......... "As the miles sped by, I couldn't wish for a better-shaped steering wheel and it has just the right amount of squidgy-ness, too. It gives you the confidence to place the front tyres with mathematical precision at any speed, too. "......." The rear-drive chassis is perhaps my favourite part because it's ever-ready to please. It will change direction as quickly as a flock of starlings and it rewards a keen peddler by keeping them on their toes as the limit of grip rushes up. Too much right foot out of a corner will force the boot to start overtaking the bonnet, but if you know what you're doing it's really good fun, sliding progressively rather than snapping sideways. The throttle response is commendably instant too. "


Why would she write that in the section of the journey if she hadn't actually driven like that?......As to your loud exhaust system, have you ever asked your kids if its too loud?...no i guess not....and finally, very young children do get sick in cars but I guess you have never noticed that as it is very clear that you think only of yourself. 


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Lesa, there is a build number on the plaque on the transmission tunnel. I owned number 218 for two years which I bought new in 2004. It is clearly indicated what the build number is on the plaque so I dont understand why your one doesn't have the number of your car on it.  And i think " Someone " means what happens to the instruments when you press the M track button.  

Kirsty, they only made genuine CSL's in silver or black and they never fitted heated seats at the factory so are you sure you are not talking about a regular M3?. They were plastic bucket seats in the CSL. Mind you someone may have had then fitted afterwards because the seats were not very comfortable on your back. Mine use to ache badly after a couple of hours behind the wheel and without air conditioning, the seats are very sweaty when its hot.

I have to say that I wouldn't consider one of these as an ideal car to drive kiddies around in. The acceleration is very severe and usually when you dont want it to be and the cornering is very tight so I can see why people are saying about cornering forces. I found it was a stunning car to drive but on mine, a black one, the paint flaked off the front spoiler a few times and it had to have the brakes replaced and work done on the engine under warranty.

The factory tyres were also deadly in the wet and they even made you sign a document to say you wouldn't sue them if you crashed in the wet due to the tyres. I changed them though after a year because the rears were worn out by 7000 miles and the fronts were not much better. It was much better in the wet with normal tyres on it which incidently were about a 1/3 of the cost of the standard factory tyres and it cornered just as wildly in the dry as before. In the end though, it was a bit too harsh to drive everyday and after a while the paddle gearbox gets boring so you leave it in the auto setting in the end so i sold it on.

The thing about this article though is that she only borrowed it, she hasn't bought one and she can easily afford the £30k needed to buy one so I think that says it all really. I know I would never use one of these to drive my kiddies around in as an every day car. Quite apart from the fact that they would be sick within a few miles, it would scare them to death and I think we all know Vicki would have been driving it fast. 

01/12/2011 18:47
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Whatever what? 

 

From "someone" who hasn't even got  their real name up on their profile..... do you think anything you say will be taken seriously?  I have nothing to hide.

01/12/2011 19:09
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So tell me what colour is your csl?....and what is the plaque number?...oh and by the way my name is Dave Stevens, its msn's fault the name doesnt come up, not mine sweetie.
20/11/2011 16:19
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I am sorry but anyone who buys a car like this to transport their kids around is totally irresponsible. The ride is very harsh for one thing and excessive acceleration and braking will lead to just one thing. Kiddies vomiting in the back not to mention excessive whiplash on their necks just when they are growing. I just find this story totally unbelievable and the thought that anyone would drive around as though they are on a race track with their kids on board is completely irresponsible.  VBH, you might like changing direction as quickly as a flock of starlings but i doubt your child's neck will and it is very clear that you were thinking just about yourself and not your child and MSN you shouldn't even consider putting articles like this on here. Complete madness.
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Come on VBH the M3 CSL is not the ideal family coupe.

It is track biased and comparatively harsh and short of equipment for long trips.

The contemporary M3 is a better bet if you are not driving to show off. Smoking the rear tyres is for journos who don't pay the tyre bill, not real people who have normal salaries and own their cars.

Hammering a car round corners with a baby on board is seriously risking the child's neck injury too.

Sensible folk will prefer an M5 of course.

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