Cadillac Escalade

Clearly there weren't enough Premier League players in the market for Enormo Blingtastic Offroaders. It is incredible, then, that in 2008 Cadillac managed to place 13 Escalades, 12 STS models and 9 SRXs with presumably happy customers.

Well, happy to pay the fuel bills for the range of rather large 3.6 litre V6 and 4.6 litre V8 petrol engines. The upside is a comfy and smooth ride and absolutely masses of space and standard equipment.

It is a still a big, dumb 4x4 though, which is why no one buys an Escalade or even lusts after one.

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